The Golden Globes 2014 Nomination Snubs that Bugged Me

I absolutely love awards season for the film and television industry. I try to see as many of the films as possible and I also try to watch as much TV as possible to be cultured and be able to argue on who should win the award. But what bugs me is when a film or show is given no chance at all to win an award, and this year at the Golden Globes there are a few main ones that I'd like to point out.

1. The Mindy Project - no nominations
The first season of The Mindy Project was hilarious, but I knew it wouldn't be getting much attention of the awards side of things. However, this season has proved itself leagues better in terms of character development and writing, yet this year it got completely snubbed. The nominations for the best TV comedy include some solid choices (Parks and Rec., The Big Bang Theory, etc.) but other nominations don't seem to fit in. Brooklyn Nine-Nine, for example, was nominated yet it definitely isn't anything really special. It's not to say it's bad, but The Mindy Project is just all around better in my opinion. And Modern Family's nomination even bothers me, because the quality of that show is on a steady decline. It's still good, but it's definitely not the hilarious show it used to be.

2. Where the HELL is Monsters University?!?!
I love the nominations in the Best Animated Feature category this year, which includes Despicable Me 2, The Croods, and Frozen. But Monsters University easily easily easily beats The Croods any day. And I loved The Croods! Pixar has a standard that I feel like they may have lost a little bit the past couple of years, but they definitely got back on track. It's a shame to see that the well-written, well-animated, hilarious and emotional Monsters University couldn't scrape even a nomination. Again, I loved all the films that got nominated into this category, but this exclusion of Pixar is just cruel and stupid. Shame on you, Golden Globes.

3. Umm... How did Lana Del Rey's 'Young and Beautiful' not get nominated for Best Original Song?
The Great Gatsby had one of the best soundtracks of the entire year, yet somehow it was all just thrown out the window. This is especially the case with Lana Del Rey's 'Young and Beautiful' that added an emotional punch to the film. While I'm glad Coldplay's 'Atlas" and Frozen's 'Let it Go' got nominated, it really sucks that this chilling and haunting ballad that added flawlessly to the film's tone didn't get a second glance.

4. Lily Rabe is never nominated for her incredible work on American Horror Story
This is something I will forever be bitter about until she gets a nomination for something. Lily Rabe has constantly outdone herself on American Horror Story, bringing characters like a mother that is forever haunted by her past, a nun possessed by Satan, and now a swamp witch that has the power of resurgence. With such a variety in character and a true dedication to the show, it bothers me so much that she never gets nominated for Best Supporting Actress in TV categories. Fingers crossed that her work on Coven will finally be rewarded at the Emmy's (or else I may have to just infiltrate the system and nominate her myself...ok yeah it doesn't work like that. But still, make it happen awards shows.)

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - Movie Review

I am in love with the Lord of the Rings film series. The captivating scenery, well-written characters, and intriguing action scenes all combined to make a great film franchise. Now that we are the second film into the prequel trilogy, The Hobbit, things are starting to get a little less exciting. It's not to say the magic of watching these films are gone, but I just feel like so much of it is just turning into one big blur.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug is relentlessly entertaining, for the most part. The visuals and scenery are of course at the huge expectations I held it at. The film making and screenplay is excellently crafted and I was constantly drawn into the film. The 3D was also brilliantly used in this installment, making even the smallest things pop off into the screen. Of course, overall, the 3D isn't completely necessary but it does make for a more captivating time. The music is also a huge plus, like it usually is. It blends beautiful harmonies we know from the previous films and adds a tint of eerie mystery, creating for some great world-building, even when we aren't aware of the huge effect the music has on us.

The script can be summed up as 'pretty good.' There was definitely nothing that really stood out to me as incredibly well-written (though the scenes with our dragon, Smaug, were fantastic and packed with increasing suspense.) I'm also usually accepting of open endings, but this ending seemed way too abrupt. I was expecting it to end after some kind of big finale, but there wasn't one, to me at least. I think this is also due to the fact that this story should not have been split into three films when they're adapting it from one single book.

Characterization has also been something that's lacking in this franchise. I know they're trying to start adding some subplots and back-stories on these characters, but nothing is solidly working. Everything feels like it's just made for fun entertainment, which isn't bad yet doesn't match the same tone nor quality as the Lord of the Rings film series did. And I think that's where a lot of the problem lies. If you go in expecting the Oscar-worthy material of Lord of the Rings, you'll likely be disappointed at the lack of depth Smaug brings. But if you go in ready for a good time filled with some great screenwriting, visuals, and world building, you'll be satisfied. B

Frozen - Movie Review

Disney is back at it, once again proving it is a king at the box office and appealing to all ages and genders. With their new animated musical feature Frozen, everything you think you know about their princess stories will be proven wrong. There's definitely a switch up in the formula, though it may not seem like it in the beginning. There are actually big plot twists in here that I didn't see coming. The film is written with such cleverness and wit that it's hard to determine just what will happen next.

The voice acting and singing is absolutely phenomenal in this film. Kristen Bell and Idina Menzel lead the pack with impressive characterization in their voices along with some killer vocals. Menzel, with her Broadway background, delivers the most chill-inducing performance in the movie. However, the soundtrack is so beautifully written, filled with the happy and catchy choruses we know Disney is capable of, mixed with some heartbreaking and dark pieces that add a completely new dimension to the animated musical genre. The other standout voice was that of Josh Gad, who plays the comedic relief character Olaf, a snowman that has been given life and skips around, filled with optimism at all times.

The animation and 3D weren't too much of a standout, but that's definitely not saying it was bad. It looked incredible on the big screen and the third dimension added that chilliness of the snowy air whipping around you. Some specific shots of an ice castle and the town they live in also bring some extra spectacle with the 3D, but overall it's probably nothing necessary to enjoy this film. I will say, however, there is a clip before the movie that basically makes the 3D surcharge worthwhile, so choose how you will.

There's just something genuine and real in the storytelling of Frozen. It doesn't try to be something it's not, and it is filled with powerful themes of family and sacrifice. The original songs written for the movie were incredible, both in the well-written lyrics and the fact that they'll be stuck in your head for weeks. Overall it's a movie that will tug on all of your emotions: sadness, joy, surprise, and hilariousness. And if none of that pulls you in, I don't know what to tell you. Disney knows its audience, and knew that it needed to switch up its formula. Sure, you'll still see some things coming, but overall Frozen takes so many twists and turns you'll end up enjoying the ride rather than predict what'll happen next. A-

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Movie Review



After my year and a half of waiting after The Hunger Games ended, the highly anticipated second installment has sparked onto the screen. That's right, Catching Fire has had a hell of an opening week. With an opening of a solid $158 million and raving reviews flooding in from critics and die hard fans, it's safe to say this franchise has finally sound some solid footing.

Now, in its first week alone I have seen Catching Fire a total of four times. I went to the 8 P.M. showing, of course, and over the course of Thanksgiving break I found myself being constantly lured back into the theatre to see it again. There are plenty of reasons why, too.

In this film, everything is stepped up a couple notches. I'd like to start with the acting. The first name that comes to my mind is Jennifer Lawrence, who was also the best performance in the first film, but there's a couple reasons why she steals scenes in this movie. Lawrence has a new challenge this time around, having to show a lot of PTSD and anxiety and fear while also wearing a mask of bravery for her family and nation. Lawrence's character, Katniss, has a lot of complex character qualities that would be difficult to translate from the book to the screen, yet Lawrence does it flawlessly. Other standouts include Jena Malone as Johanna Mason, an unpredictable and unforgiving tribute reaped back into the Games, and Elizabeth Banks as Effie. But in all honesty, every single cast member was incredible and everybody brought their character to life.

The cinematography was simply amazing and added to the fantastic world building Catching Fire brought to the screen. The costumes, makeup, and set design all need to be complimented heavily as well, because without that the characters would never have reached the effect they had without them.

I could rave about all the amazing things Catching Fire did right, but the list would go on and on. But overall, it's a solid entry in the heartbreaking Hunger Games series that is packed with emotions and brings out the themes of family and corruption in governments. This franchise has the ability to do something not many young adult franchises have the capability of doing: making a political statement while creating a brutal and honest story about war and rebellion and the effects it has on family and society. This franchise is not happy or filled with love and friends like many teen series nowadays, but it has the opportunity to make a stronger impact rather than the same old sappy love stories we see every day. A+

November Movie Preview

Ever since the school year began, there haven't been that many good movies to head out and see on the weekends. Grant it, there were some exceptional ones, but mostly it's been a lot of cheaply produced Hollywood films that just want money and present nothing new. But when I took a look at the November release list, I noticed movie after movie that I want (well, need) to see. Each weekend there's often two or three good looking movies that will get me into the theatre, and I think it'll pull huge amounts of people in as well. Here are just a few that I'm getting really excited for.

November 1st - Ender's Game

We start off November with a big screen adaption of a popular novel, Ender's Game. The plot, though I haven't read the book, seems really intriguing. This place takes children and trains them starting very young to fight in the military in the war against invaders on their planet. The trailers have proven that it's going to be a big budget visual spectacular, but the real question is if it can pull off a good story along with their large war scenes. Either way, I'm getting really excited for the film. The trailers have presented a lot of potential, and the teenage actors seem like they know what they're doing, as opposed to a large amount of child actors nowadays. This'll be a movie that could go either way, but anyone looking for a halfway decent sci-fi film will come flocking to this.
About Time

I'll be honest, I never usually gain interest in romantic comedies. And no, I'm not saying that just to seem all manly and such. I just genuinely think that romantic comedies never fare too well in the sense of being different (they all end in love or tragedy, literally no in between), and they all generally have the weak dialogue and humor. Grant it, I have seen some really great rom coms recently (first one I can think of is Bridesmaids), but hardly any have left me feeling good about the movie. However, after seeing the trailer for About Time, I genuinely believe this'll be one of the better ones. With a plot involving time travel, it could be a bit too risky and over the top, but on the other hand it could work out really well. From what I've seen, the acting seems nice and simple and the story doesn't seem like a forced wreck.
November 8th - Thor: The Dark World

I was a huge fan of Thor from the start. Of course, I've loved all the recent Marvel movies lately. They have all had some fantastic action scenes and crazy great visuals, but something unique about these comic book movies is that they've added layers to their characters and makes them more emotionally connectable to the audience. Thor: The Dark World looks like it'll be a bit darker in tone but will also add a great deal to the characters we've grown to love. And it features the fantastic Loki, whom I believe won't be in the Avengers 2, so we may as well enjoy him and his greatness while we can.
November 22nd - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

I'll admit there is a lot of bias here, but I believe Catching Fire is going to be one of the best movies of the entire year, and here's why: It has increased the visual effects, added tons of incredible actors to the cast, adding onto the original cast which was already phenomenal, and judging from the trailers it has stayed really faithful to the book. It appears that they put a lot of detail and thought into all of the scenes to emphasize everyhing so fans of the books will rave over it and the non-book readers will love it just the same. I'm the biggest nerd for this franchise (I have 5 shirts, 2 pins, a blanket, a calendar, and a backpack) because I've just grown so connected to the series and everything about it. And the incredible Jennifer Lawrence is Katniss, so what's not to love?
November 29th - Frozen

Disney animation has been growing in quality at a rapid rate. Of course, Disney's Pixar has always had a fantastic reputation, but that's just a company Disney bought. The most recent Disney animation (Wreck-It Ralph) was an incredible and unexpected gem that many grew to love and it instantly became a favorite. And many would also argue Wreck-It Ralph beat out Pixar's Brave and should have won the Oscar. And before that, Disney presented us with Tangled, an enjoyable and fun adaption of the Rapunzel tale. And now we are given Frozen, which I sense is a lot like Tangled in the sense of animation and story line. But knowing what Disney is capable, Frozen will be a lively and re watchable tale that will fit in perfectly with the family holiday gatherings.



American Horror Story: Coven - Episode 3 "The Replacements" Review

*SPOILERS BELOW*

 

This season has had some incredible dialogue already. Nearly every other scene is filled with just filled with intense scenes involving the fantastic Jessica Lange, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, and Lily Rabe. And yet again, this episode proved that every single cast member knows what to do to give as much depth to their characters as possible.

 

This episode starts out giving us some back story on what this school for witches was like. It also showed the young Fiona as a student, seeking to know everything their is about witchcraft. However, young Fiona is also shown to have an obsession with power, and she finishes the intro killing the old Supreme so she could begin to be the head witch. Though Jessica Lange is only giving one line in the first scene, she steals the entire introduction. The actress that, yet again, stole the entire episode was Lily Rabe as Misty Day. She plays this character that is so alone in the world and just wants someone to keep her company. Her heartbreak and longing is portrayed so well that even though she has one scene in episode 3, it's the first scene I think of when I reflect back on the episode.

 

The tensions between the witch world and the voodoo world grows even more fierce and it's very evident that a war is going to break soon. There's already so much corruption on both sides of the war that literally anything could happen, making this one of the most unpredictable seasons yet. Another show stealer was surprisingly Emma Roberts, who many have had doubts with from the announcing of her casting. Roberts has proved to be fantastic in the show. Though she's playing the typical teenage girl from the outside, she has added tons of layers to her character on the inside, making it so interesting to watch these past few weeks. However, this episode also decided to conclude with Fiona killing off Roberts' Madison in fear that Madison would take Fiona's spot as the new Supreme. But with past experiences watching this show, I don't think we've seen the last of Emma Roberts.

 

Coven has been the most visually stunning season of them all. From the wide shots of the vivacious city of New Orleans to the luscious swamp lands, Coven continually proves to be focused on quality dialogue as well as an unforgettable viewing experience. I immediately crave more once each episode ends, and that's what American Horror Story has always been about: making a viewing experience like none other.

Carrie - Movie Review

Carrie is perhaps one of the most widely-known plot lines around (yes, we all know about that chaotic prom night with the pig blood prank.) But for some reason, this remake doesn't seem like just another remake. I feel like the message this story pulls across in more needed now than every before: the extreme effects bullying can have on a person. It's a story that just really makes you think long and hard about out society today.

First off, the acting is absolutely incredible. Chloe Grace Moretz brings a huge emotional side to Carrie, making us feel bad for her the entire time. Moretz is such a promising young actress of our generation because she just understands how to bring a character to life. Even though it's hard to follow up the original performance of Carrie by Sissy Spacek, Moretz doesn't try to one-up her. Instead, she takes Carrie and transforms her in a different way, making her a misunderstood teenager of our generation, and the scary thing is is that she is incredibly relatable for most of us. Julianne Moore also proves, yet again, that she is a phenomenal actress that knows how to get into those psychological roles.

The action and CGI was off and on for me. A lot of the modern day effects did improve the true horror of what happens on prom night, but it also goes a bit too far in some spots, almost to the point where it looks really fake. I'll admit, 80% of the time the CGI and action scenes were very good, but that other 20% was border-lining the almost ridiculous side of it. Carrie's big prom freak out and crazy side was a huge plus though, once again thanks to Moretz. She proves she has that sad, innocent side to her along with the absolute furious and murderous side.

Overall Carrie doesn't vary too much from the original, only differing in the sense that this is a modern-time adaption where we see teenagers now able to use social networking as a form of bullying. Carrie makes you think a lot, and may make you emotionally unstable. It makes you really think about bullying and how serious it is for some people. Is it even worth it to bully even if you're just trying to fit in with a certain group or get rid of your own insecurities? This is the true question the film asks. You never know what someone else is going through, and sometimes all they actually need is a friend. The next time you think about saying or doing something that's cruel, just think if it's actually worth it or not. It's a heartbreaking tale told well through the modern times, and I believe everyone should see it to get a wake up call on our society. A-

American Horror Story: Coven - Episode 2 "Boy Parts" Review

*SPOILERS BELOW*

The first few episodes of each season of American Horror Story always make me really anxious, and I'll tell you why. They're never afraid to throw huge drastic plot twists within the first 4 episodes or so. It's not like a regular series, which usually throws in the big plot twist at midseason or the finale of that season. American Horror Story has a different story each season, so they can't afford to hold off of their huge plot twists, they throw them in at any time. The second episode, "Boy Parts," has already set up some plot lines that I believe will escalate very quickly and soon all chaos is going to break lose.

The episode starts off with some award-winning acting by Lily Rabe, which also includes some people getting eaten by alligators, a deceased boy was brought back to life in a Frankenstein/witch spell type of thing, and the war between witches and voodoo starts rolling. Basically, this episode is setting up a lot of horror to unfold. These first two episodes haven't included too much horror yet, and it's been sailing as a much lighter season than the previous two seasons. However, I feel like that's going to change very soon. 

I honestly think the actress that stole this evening's episode was Lily Rabe, who plays Misty Day, a witch who has the power of resurgence (the ability to bring things back to life.) She plays a Snow White-kind of character: a very innocent woman who lives in such a harsh world. Of course, everyone in this show is an incredible actor or actress, and every single one brings something awesome to their character. Emma Roberts is a breakthrough, I must say. Not many thought she'd fit into the show well, but she's doing great. Taissa Farmiga as the newbie witch is doing some excellent things as well. 

Jessica Lange, Angela Bassett, Kathy Bates... alright soon I'll just be listing the entire cast. It's rare you find a show that literally every actor is dedicated to the show and doesn't see it as just another paycheck. They're bringing this story to life. That's also assisted through the phenomenal camerawork and settings. From the swamps of Louisiana to the eerily large house of the school of witches. Everything is incredible.

So to recap in one sentence: Things are definitely taking a turn for the worst, and soon an all out war is going to start. I can't wait! If there's one thing about this show, it's that once you start watching you can't stop. 

Captain Phillips - Movie Review

Hostage situations always make for the most intense scene, and the majority of this movie is basically one big hostage situation. There's literally not one moment where you don't have that feeling of dread and wonder what's going to happen next, even though the ending is predictable. It's one big thrill ride crafted well with fantastic acting, a great score, and some gritty camera angles that whisk you inside the cramped boats like you've been taken hostage right with Captain Phillips.

To start off, I have to mention that Tom Hanks gave a very commendable performance as the lead. It's some of the most powerful acting he's done in a while, in my opinion. There were some points where I wish he had reacted differently or treated the situation with more thought, but I also think it works because in situations like these it's difficult to react in a normal way. The acting of the terrorists was incredible, and it's for one simple reason. The terrorists themselves were very unsure of what they were doing, presenting a lot of unpredictability on screen. The audience never knew what to expect or what one of them would do next, and it translated well from the script to the big screen.

I think the thing that really made the scenes so intense were the smart camera angles that made for some incredibly claustrophobic feelings. I felt like I was right there in the boats being thrown around and such. The shots are gritty and unflinching, not once relinquishing the stern grip it takes upon its audience. The cinematography is just downright fantastic and I honestly believe that's what really made for the suspenseful film.

And before I conclude, I must mention the excellent music that accompanies this movie. A lot of movies don't use music to their advantage like they should, because it can really create an unforgettable atmosphere (the first example that comes to my head was Gravity, which I saw last week.) Combine the cinematography, the score, and some quality acting, Captain Phillips exerts a lot of talent.

Captain Phillips isn't a perfect movie by any means. It drags a bit from time to time. Not too often, but the movie stretches over the 2 hour mark, which is a bit too long in my opinion. I also felt like they could've added more emotional impact instead of trying to cram all the emotions into the last 20 minutes or so. Regardless, the film works as a fantastic action and suspense thriller. The movie loses a bit of steam towards the middle when things start to get a bit repetitive, but it finds its way back on tracks and concludes with a relentless last half hour that'll make you feel like you're right there with Captain Phillips, fighting for his life. B+

American Horror Story: Coven - Episode 1: "Bitchcraft" Recap/Review

Let your nightmares begin, ladies and gentlemen, for American Horror Story's third season, Coven, is here! American Horror Story's first season took us to Los Angeles where we explored the "Murder House," a home that was filled with dark secrets and violent ghosts. Season 2, Asylum, took us into Briarcliff, an asylum for the mentally insane, and explored themes like Nazis, satanic possession, Catholicism, and serial killers. And now, season 3, Coven, takes us to present day New Orleans, and that is where my recap and review will begin.

SPOILERS BELOW

One never fully knows what to expect when a new season of American Horror Story begins. The trailers just give us a taste on what is to come, but never release too much plot detail. That's one of the great things about this show is that you never know what to expect. We open with a scene in New Orleans in the 1830's with the fantastic Kathy Bates as Madame LaLaurie, a wealthy slave owner who tortures her slaves and even uses their blood as a face cream. So yeah, she's a sadist. Her performance just from this intro makes me want to just give her all the possible awards she'll likely be nominated for. 

After this eerie and perfect introduction, we are thrown into present day New Orleans where we meet Zoe (Taissa Farmiga) who accidentally kills her boyfriend because she finds out she kills anybody she has sexual relations with. She's shipped to a boarding school for witches where she meets Queenie (Gabourey Sidibe), Madison (Emma Roberts) and Nan (Jamie Brewer), all witches in training. It's a dark time for witches however, as with social networking it's easier and easier to spread information and record things, so the witches need to learn to keep themselves out of trouble.

I don't want to go much more into the plot, but for a premiere episode, I think this is the best that American Horror Story has ever done. It sets the tone so perfectly right away. It's dark and creepy for sure, but it's also probably one of the lightest seasons as well. The content is still disturbing like always, but there's plenty of dark comedy here to lighten it all up.

In the first episode, we've already seen torture, racism, death, a witch burning, stem cell research, date rape, murder, and some history come to life. It's a magical show that throws everything at you right away. There is also not one acting performance that I could pick out as bad. If all the actors continue to pursue their characters with the intensity they put into the first episode, I see a lot of Emmy nominations for the show. So the first episode, I can solidly say, has set the tone for a phenomenal season.

Gravity - Movie Review

If you aren't fully convinced that a 90 minute movie can be made based on one story nearly all located in space, I wouldn't blame you. From the trailers, it's difficult to see how this story of survival can be stretched into a full length feature film. I'll be honest, from the trailers I was a bit skeptical on how it would all flow together. But, since it was directed by the same man who directed Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, I knew he'd make it work (side note: that was not the only reason I decided to see it, but that was my favorite installment in the Potter series.)

From the opening shot, I was getting goosebumps by how beautiful the film looked. I think that this is one of the most captivating and stunning films of all time. I realize that's a bold statement, but the visuals are nearly impossible to replicate. Everything seems so realistic, they very well could have filmed this thing in space. Ok, obviously no they couldn't, but if this doesn't get some sort of best visual effects nominations at the Oscars, I may have to throw a chair into the TV. Not only should it get nominated, it should win. I also saw this film in 3D, and it's one of the best 3D experiences I've ever had. Basically, this movie could've had no dialogue and it still would have been one of the most impressive movies I've ever seen.

However, there is dialogue, and it's surprisingly powerful. I did not expect the story to get so emotional and in depth, but Sandra Bullock gives one of the most powerful performances of the year. No, the script is nowhere near the most creative, but what Bullock does with the material is absolutely incredible and mark my words, it will bring tears to your eyes. Luckily you have those 3D glasses to shield your eyes so your friends will never know you've been crying. Muahahahaha.

There are some really strong messages in this movie, and though I don't want to spoil it, I'll say the theme of fighting for someone you love is a powerful one. At first I thought this was just going to be another survival story, but it's just so impressive. I wonder how many times I'll say impressive in this review. If you haven't caught on by now, go see this movie immediately.

And finally, the score (or the music used in the background) is absolutely mind blowing and since a lot of the movie is sequences of peril, the music carries a lot of the film. It'll give you chills. Yes, you will get chills at least 10 times during Gravity. At least 10. If you don't...well I just won't believe you. The visuals, the 3D, the acting, the story, and the music all create for one of the most intriguing and captivating film experiences I've ever had. I didn't even consider for one moment going to the bathroom.

Gravity is a powerful film that should be seen by all. It's an achievement in film history by reaching some of the best scenery and effects of all time, and the actors (both George Clooney and Sandra Bullock) put a lot of work into their characters and really took time to bring the story to life. I can't stop raving about it. Please do yourself a favor and see it right away in theaters. Gravity, surprisingly, is more down to earth than you might think. A

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 - Movie Review

The first installment of this animated kid's series was just downright fantastic. It was hilarious, unique (as proven by the odd title), and overall a very rounded family film. The first one ended solidly and I didn't really consider the fact that they'd make a second one. But sure enough, when Hollywood sees that something made a lot of money, they will find a way to milk all the cash that they can. However, there's usually an obvious group of sequels that were made simply for money or for some that actually focus on quality. This one kind of falls right in the middle.

Let's start off with the plot. It's nothing really new or exciting, and this whole sequel was definitely not necessary. However, that's not to say it wasn't enjoyable, but rather the first one would've been fine on its own. The food puns were extremely creative though, I gotta admit. There were Water-melaphants (Watermelon elephants),  Mosquitoast (mosquitoes with bread wings), and the Taco-Dile Supreme (a huge taco monster.) The kid at heart in me definitely laughed at every single food pun. But the plot itself is a bit predictable.

The voice acting was basically perfect for an animated film. Something you really have to do in kid's movies is to make your character the most over-the-top or as unique as possible, and each voice actor did an incredible job with the material they were given.

My main problem with this movie was that I grew bored off and on. I feel like this project was just sort of put together as a last minute thought to boost ticket sales for Sony movies. The creative minds that went into the animation and writing were great and they added a lot to make the movie a unique experience. However, when you can sense that there just wasn't as much passion in the sequel as there was in the original, watching it becomes very tedious.

Overall I'd recommend it for a movie night with some friends (if your friends are still cool enough to enjoy kid's movies that is) but if you're looking for the best animated sequel of the year, make your way over to Despicable Me 2. I wanted to like this movie a lot more, but it ended up being pretty average, with only a few things that would put it above some other animated movies of 2013. B-

The Mindy Project - One of the Funniest Shows on TV

TV comedies have been doing great these past few years. We've gotten shows like Modern Family, Parks and Recreation, New Girl, and How I Met Your Mother. But I think one of the most underrated comedies right now is The Mindy Project. It's a shame it isn't getting the popularity these other shows are getting, because I can definitely say this is worth it. I started watching this show last year when it premiered and I have been absolutely addicted to it ever since.

The plot is a fairly simple one: Mindy is going through life trying to find love while maintaining her job as an Ob/Gyn and dealing with her hectic work life. See? I told you it doesn't sound like anything too innovative on the surface. But once you actually sit down and watch for an episode, something about the show just comes to life.

The actors are all incredible and have their own little quirks that don't conform to the stereotypical comedy characters. Mindy Kaling is definitely the best in the ensemble. She has some of the best comedic timing I've ever seen and knows how to appeal to both older and younger generation. And though her character sounds like the typical middle aged woman looking for romantic occurrences, she never conforms to being a ditzy and annoying TV character, which is really relieving. But the show doesn't solely fall on her; it also relies on the entire ensemble, and I can say without a doubt this cast works together flawlessly. It's so relieving to be able to see a group of actors that genuinely love what they're doing and enjoy filming this show every week.

The Mindy Project is witty, smart, and is fully aware of what it is, and what it is not. It never tries to be some stupid romantic comedy yet never takes itself too seriously. It takes all of these typical situations we find in the romance films we watch (image, marriage, dating, office relationships) and shows the comedic reality side to it.

All in all I couldn't recommend The Mindy Project enough. It's great to watch in any situation: with friends, alone, when you're sad and need cheering up, or when you're just in the mood for a good comedy. It's better than most comedy movies nowadays too. In general I think comedy TV is way better than comedy movies. Anyways, do yourself a favor and give The Mindy Project a chance. It's funny, relatable, and will give you plenty of comedic quotes to tweet.

I'll end on a quote from the show itself just to give you an idea on what it is.

"When I was ten my father told me to be a man and tell my mother he wanted a divorce."
-From Season 1, Episode 6, 'Thanksgiving.'

American Horror Story: Coven - Title Sequence and Preview

WARNING: THIS VIDEO MAY BE A BIT DISTURBING TO SOME

Well season 3 of my all time favorite TV show is about to premiere. That's right, American Horror Story: Coven has reached a 10-day countdown as of today. The show will premiere on October 9th at 9 P.M. for all us Midwest people! The reason I'm posting today is because a few days ago the main title sequence (or theme song) has been released. The unique thing about this show is that every season they get a completely different title sequence because the stories are always different each season. It's one of the most exciting things about the show actually; getting a different story, a different American tale.

Coven will be centered around the feud between witches and voodoo, all taking place in modern-day New Orleans. The witches date back all the way to Salem, and they were the lucky ones who escaped the Witch Trials and eventually landed in New Orleans. However, that's also where the voodoo queen is located, and the war between the two different groups continue for hundreds of years. Now, in the present day witches are being kidnapped and murdered, and it's up to Fiona, the Supreme (or the witch who has mastered all the powers) to begin a school to train witches to fight back.

Of course, that's all we really know about the plot. Ryan Murphy, the show's creator, is very good at keeping everything secretive. The fans never know what to expect when a new season rolls around, but I personally believe that's a commendable aspect. Judging from this new title sequence, I think we're in for one hell of a season.

The Bling Ring - Movie Review

Your first impression right now is definitely "This looks like the girliest movie on the face of this planet." But I'm here to inform you that it is definitely not a movie specifically for females, because instead of focusing on clothes and fashion, it's rather a reflection on society and what teenagers typically do nowadays to fit in. It's a really huge social statement on today's society, and it asks if us teenagers really care about friends or if we just care about the fame and material things.

Let me just say this does not play out like an exciting movie. There are many scenes that just seem to stretch on without dialogue for minutes. It may seem like bad writing or directing, but I think it was just what the director was trying to do, and that's simply to show what some teenagers do in their spare time. That being said, some people could take it differently and I can definitely see how people will view this as a boring movie. I can respect that opinion; this movie certainly isn't for everyone. If you're looking for a huge teen party movie then this is not the film you've been searching for.

Moving on to the performances. Though she isn't the main character, Emma Watson steals each scene she has. The other actors are good, but Watson knows how to completely take on a character and is always the most fun to watch. Katie Chang, Israel Broussard, and Taissa Farmiga are also all good but don't quite stand out like Emma Watson.

The plot isn't this huge or new idea. It's based on the true story of a group of teenagers who went around robbing celebrity homes for their clothes, items, and money. It doesn't end in some big twist or unexpected finale. It ends just how you think it would end. But I don't think The Bling Ring is trying to do something really different. It ends up being a movie of showing this group of teenagers and how they act on the outside. It never really goes in depth otherwise.

I think what people will take away from this movie is the idea that our generation has definitely changed, and some could argue for the worse. We begin to focus on unimportant things and never really develop special friendships or bonds anymore. Though this movie never states it outright, I believe it's saying we need to take some time and start organizing our priorities for what really matters. It's not the best movie in the world, and it's certainly not the most entertaining or well-written, but the message it gets across is a powerful one, and that in itself is an accomplishment in film. B

Prisoners - Movie Review

As I sat down for Prisoners, my expectations were for it to play out as an exceptional and simple child abduction thriller. What I got however, is an incredible blend of suspense and a complex mystery that unfolded unpredictably. A good mystery is one that keeps you guessing until the last frame of the film, and that's exactly what Prisoners does. There's not one moment where your mind isn't rushing to solve the mystery, and just when you think you're close and know the conclusion, another curve ball is thrown and you're left guessing once more.

A film that pops into my head that's similar to this in a few aspects is The Lovely Bones. Don't get me wrong, these movies have large differences, but both do a great job in showing how the families react to their children being taken. You can see the hardships they face and how some family members flat out go insane with rage because they aren't getting answers. Another movie I feel this is similar to is the lesser-known Winter's Bone, which stars Jennifer Lawrence if that helps jog your memory, but again it isn't too popular (though it should be.) Anyways, I want to compare it to that because of the small town setting it gives off and how gritty both films are. They both do not shy away from the hard to watch subjects, and that makes it all the more powerful.

Hugh Jackman deserves an Oscar nomination hands down for this role. He starts out as a simple caring father that slowly makes choices that question our own moral decisions. There is torture in this movie, and it's very brutal and hard to watch. But you're left thinking, "Is it acceptable or just flat out wrong?" This movie makes you think a lot, and it doesn't treat the audience like it's incapable of understanding things. In fact, it leaves a lot for the audience to discuss once the credits start rolling, which is an exceptional film quality.

One last thing I'd like to mention is the camerawork that is done in the movie. You don't realize it right away, but it really puts you directly in the middle of all the action and it makes you feel as though you're right there in that small town with them, and you can literally feel the tension and dread surround you simply with the way the camera angles are set up. It's a fascinating quality of the movie that pushes it into being a likely choice to be in the Oscar-nominee pool.

Though it's a bit lengthy, there probably won't be a minute where you'll want to get up and use that bathroom. You won't grab any refills because you'll be glued to the screen. And even though there's no jump scares or over the top horror scenes, this is one of the scariest movies of 2013. A

Kick-Ass 2 - Movie Review

The first Kick-Ass was widely known for being insanely over-the-top, bloody, and the little 9-year old girl dropping every single swear word you'd hear in a high school hallway. But honestly, that's what made the first one work so well. It was a refreshing comic book movie that focused on the life of actual human beings without any special super powers. It was just normal people willing to fight to protect their city.

Now the sequel is here and let me tell you I had as much fun watching this as I did the first. No, I don't necessarily think it's better than the first, but this one still has its positives. First of all, the acting has really evolved, especially from the incredible Chloe Grace Moretz. Don't get me wrong, she was great in the first, but I could definitely see that she took on more of the emotional side of the role. All other acting was great as well, and I enjoyed seeing all their characters come to life.

The second notable thing about this movie is that it never lets your attention go. From explosive diarrhea in crowded cafeterias to huge Russian female bodybuilders throwing lawnmowers into cars, this movie has one-upped itself in its outrageousness. But with the general feel of the movie none of it seems out of place and it all clicks in well with the plot.

I think one downside this movie had was that I felt like it didn't really have anywhere new to explore with the plot. The movie kind of plays out like its predecessor and it's generally predictable in what's to come next. I think some plotlines were killed off when they could have been great (Jim Carrey, for instance, could've been used a lot more) and that threw me off sometimes. Also, the original humor the first one had is lost in this one. If you watched the two films back to back you would notice the tone changes greatly into the second one.

Kick-Ass 2 is a solid and fun entry into this franchise. I enjoyed it a lot and would definitely watch it again. It's nice to have other comic/superhero film options that aren't centered on being able to fly and have super strength. But it also doesn't have the spirit the first one had. If you're looking for more crazy violence and vulgarity, you'll get that. But don't be looking for it to continue everything you loved about the first. B-

Mockingjay Casting Update

There is incredibly exciting news for fans of Mockingjay and fans of American Horror Story. I am HUGE fans of both of these series, so this news will likely be the highlight of this entire month. Earlier today we just found out the incredible Lily Rabe will be joining the cast of Mockingjay Parts 1 and 2 as Commander Lyme, a rebellion leader in District 2, who is described as caring for the well being of others but cold when she needs to be. Personally I think Rabe is the absolute perfect fit for this role. Most recently in American Horror Story: Asylum, she portrayed a nun who was possessed by Satan, and she took that role and, in my opinion, gave the most chilling and incredible performance I've seen on TV in recent memory. I'm so excited for this casting announcement and know Mockingjay has just secured itself yet another brilliant actress.

Insidious: Chapter 2 - Movie Review

Insidious (2011) has been one of my all time favorite horror movies since it released two years ago. It did everything right. It had a great and eerie setting, some fantastic characters, the creepiest use of violins ever, and a story of an old fashioned ghost tale with a modern edge. So I'll admit I had my doubts when Insidious: Chapter 2 was announced. Sequels in the business nowadays usually succumb into being cash grabs and could care less if critics and audiences like it or not. But director James Wan (The Conjuring, Saw) knows how to make an effective and chilling horror film.

Let me start out by saying this movie was written incredibly well. It tied right in with the first one and explored deep into the mysterious entities haunting the family. Everything seemed to flow so naturally and nothing seemed like they produced this sequel simply for the money. The first and second installments click together flawlessly, and that in itself is a feat for any franchise. And the script is written so well it keeps the audience guessing until the very end. I also sensed it took some notes from Stephen King's 'The Shining', which worked very well.

The acting, for the most part, was good except for a few ridiculous and cheesy parts. There were some intentional comical moments that were great, but there were also some unintentional moments that just made the audience cringe and quickly try and move on. Some parts were also a bit over the top and just ended up looking a bit off, but then again this whole story is a bit over the top yet still works just fine.

Overall I enjoyed Insidious: Chapter 2 a lot and would recommend it to any horror fan who wants a good time at the movies. I saw it with a near full crowd and it was such a fun setting to watch it in. People were jumping and screaming and then after the scare happened, people would laugh and wait in anticipation for the next jump. And if you can make a horror movie that appeals to audiences like that, I say you've made a highly successful horror film. B

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones - Movie Review



The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, on the surface, seems like it'll be just another average teenage movie filled with awkward love triangles and cheesy acting. Well I suppose some of that remains true in the film, but for the most part I was incredibly surprised by how everything turned out. A fair disclaimer: I have not read the books so my opinion is purely from a film standpoint.

The beginning follows the usual 'one day her life was normal, and the next her whole world is flipped around' kind of thing, which isn't bad but it isn't necessarily interesting. But once we dive into the world the author and director have created for us, it's gripping and is always entertaining. Some things are a bit too complex and aren't explained as well as they could have been, but since it is a book series I'm sure they couldn't fit everything they'd like in the film adaption. Nevertheless, you may walk out still confused about a few aspects of the film. Some scenes just felt unnecessary and shouldn't have made the final cut.

The acting, I can admit, was cheesy but for some reason it didn't bother me while I was watching it. It fit in really well and never reached the point of being bad acting. The actors all brought a different character to life, though the character development wasn't all too good.

The most impressive thing for me had to be the visual effects, the world they created, and the action sequences. At least every 10 minutes something completely unexpected happens and throws the movie into a completely different direction. As an audience member, those are the types of movies that I just always enjoy because it captures attention and really invests us in the story. Having said that, however, the finale lasted way too long. The scene could've been an incredible finale, but the pacing was just off and the intensity died down just as it should have been picking up, making the audience get dragged through the uninspired and weak conclusion.

The Mortal Instruments leaves the ending open and allows for another installment, which I can say I would be excited to see. Though it has its flaws with character development and pacing, I can honestly say I liked it and would probably watch it again. Now if only they could trim about 20 minutes off the ending, that'd be great. But for now it's something fun to watch with a group of friends, and (here's the comparison you've all been waiting for) it's leagues better than Twilight. B-

You're Next - Movie Review

Horror movies are usually really bad. Sometimes they're so bad they're good, but in conclusion they just never seem any good anymore. The scares seem cheep and usually always rely on gore, and the acting usually consists of models in their 20's looking for their big break. 

But good news to horror fans! You're Next is a refreshing new horror movie that takes all the horror movie cliches you've grown so sick of and makes fun of the genre while still remaining scary and entertaining! If any of you have seen Scream, it's similar to that. It doesn't take itself seriously at all but I think that's what makes it work so well. When horror movies try so hard to be scary, it comes off as forced and awful. But when you can tell the directors, writers, and actors are all having fun with the material, the audience feels the shift too. 

The acting is decent, the story is similar to other films you may have seen, and the scares are fairly good. However, the thing that makes this movie stand above the rest is its incredible camerawork, music, and a huge twist where the people don't all make stupid decisions! I've gotten so sick of scary movies where the characters does the one thing that is guaranteed to get them killed. I don't want to spoil anything, but I will say there is one relentless heroine that fights back, and she fights back hard. 

I've seen You're Next twice now because I believe it'll be one of those movies that you can watch anytime and just never get bored of it. Don't go into this movie expecting some new and groundbreaking horror film; it's more of a dark dark comedy. If you're searching for some good end-of-summer horror movies, this is a relentless (and hilarious) thrill ride. A-

A quick side note! I'd like to add that I'm highly impressed by all the horror movies released this year. Evil Dead and The Conjuring were both fantastic and scary. With this film, I have really high expectations for horror in the future. Directors should take note and stop giving us crappy movies.

The Introdu¢tion

Hello internet, my name is Jason Grobstich, and I'm glad that you've stumbled across my blog, whether intentionally or by an unfortunate mistake. In order for you to understand what this blog is going to be, you're going to need to understand a little bit about me first.

The first thing you need to know is that I am absolutely obsessed with everything about movies and television. I'm not interested in celebrity gossip (I'm sorry, but I just don't care which celebrity was recently spotted buying a grapefruit at the local supermarket) but I do love to dig for which actor or actress is joining an upcoming movie or television show. Expect many reviews for a lot of movies and many recaps for some fantastic TV shows. Now it's basically impossible for me to pick a favorite movie, but my all time favorite TV show, one you will be seeing a lot about on here, is American Horror Story. I also love Parks and Recreation. And I enjoy Jennifer Lawrence. Alright, enough of my spontaneous thoughts.

I'm a very sarcastic person, so if at any point you sense that a comment was too full of life or I sound full of myself just know that it's the sarcastic beast inside me. And I think that's all I have to say about that.

Now, lets take a brief moment for me to say something somewhat intelligent, please bear with me. Movies are my favorite thing currently in existence because they're all fresh and new, and bring different stories to life with a variety of characters. We also get new ones every weekend, and it's so fun waiting for trailers and following all the hype for the movie. Though I'll be reviewing a lot on here, I want people to understand reviews are just opinions and you have the right to disagree with me. I don't think critics should ever dissuade you from seeing something you really want to see, because some of the worst reviewed movies could end up being your all-time favorites. Another thing with movies: there's something for everyone. Whether you love a gore fest packed with jump scares or political dramas, there's always a movie for you.

This is where I conclude with a clichéd remark so I'm going to go with sit back, relax, and welcome to my mind.

And while it may be hard to believe, my name is actually NOT spelled with a dollar sign. It's just Jason!